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    February 27

    Blonde but no joke... tee hee ha ha

    O.K. I wasn't going to post about this but darn it... it's just too darn funny not to.  Last week we had some serious fog around here.  My very blonde friend H called me at approx 6:45am.  Here is what our conversation was like... mind you... if your bladder is full you may want to empty it before you read any further....
     
    orange is H's words
    blue is my words
     
    Hi!  Sorry to bother you this early but I have a really serious problem. 
    Morning luv bug! Not early I was up for work, what's the problem?
    Have you watched any news this morning? 
    No, why?
    Well they say we have freezing fog out there and I'm worried that I might hit some on the way to work, and I'm not really sure I want my kids on a bus if the bus hits some.
    Well, just be careful while you are driving.  Be sure to leave plenty of distance between you and the other cars.  And the kids only go 1/4 mile on the bus, and I'm sure the bus drivers will be careful. 
     
    But seriously, what if I hit some and it dents my truck.  I just got this truck and my husband would be furious with me and I'm just nervous I might hit some. 
     
    I'm confused.  What do you mean dent your truck?  What do you think freezing fog is?
     
    It's what it says it is fog that is freezing.  So what if I hit some and it's really frozen and it's like hitting a brick wall or something.  And then by the time the police get there it's melted or shattered from me hitting it and then how do I explain freezing fog to my insurance company?
     
    Ummm....I'm thinking you don't know what freezing fog is luv bug, it's where it will freeze on CONTACT with something else.... like the metal of a car, the windshield of the car, the roadways and such. tee hee ha ha
     
    Are you sure?  So, I don't need to worry I wont "run into it"?  And I just need to be careful because the roads are slippery?
     
    Yep, that's it.  Tee hee ha ha
     
    Well, why and the hell didn't they say you'll have to scrape your windows and watch for patches of ice?  Why tell me I'm gonna run into a wall of frozen fog and WHAM?!?!?!!? 
     
    Have a good day luv bug!  Tee hee ha ha
     
     
    moral of this story.........
    If you have ever thought about bleaching your hair blonde... DON'T!!   You will loose your mind!! tee hee ha ha
    ahhhhh another problem solved by momma bear.
     
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    February 26

    Any advice? Any ideas? All the Prayers you can give.

    Hello,
    O.K.   I know this blog is not the most popular, however, my family really needs your help.   My Brother in law has been in the hospital since December 14th and with no good sign of it ending soon, I'm turning to all of you. 
     
    He was admitted to the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN hospital on 12/14/06 to have two herniated discs repaired.  Well while doing the surgery they "nicked" his spinal sack.  Upon inspection they couldn't find it so they closed him up and said he should be able to go home within a week.  If you are not familiar with the symptoms of spinal fluid leaks, a headache like no other.  They say the headache is so severe that it can actually drive you to suicide. And vomiting because the fluid turns toxic in your body if it can not be absorbed or excreted from your body. 
    So, this "nick" they made has not healed and upon several other procedures and surgeries is now, approximately 4 inches wide.  Needless to say my BIL has lost a tremendous amount of weight and strength.  We thank God everyday that he is still with us and not paralyzed.  Now they have put a "drain tube" into his spine to help alleviate the extra fluid getting dumped into his body.  If it's not drained you can see his face swell and eyes bulge.   The nurses are understaffed as we are told. The will come in and turn his drain tube on and then "forget" or get "too busy" to turn it off, which then is detrimental to his health as well.   And now they want to put a shunt into his head.  We are not allowing them to touch his skull.  After all that they have done wrong with his spine, we can't imagine what they would do to his skull, brain and etc. 
     
    What we are doing now is contacting an attorney, his insurance company and trying to find another hospital that is qualified with sufficient staff to take him and help him. 
     
    What we need from you, Do you know of a great spinal doctor that is in a great hospital?  Any ideas of what we can do to get him better?   And most of all we need your prayers. 
     
    It's been very hard on my sister, whom has lost her job over having to stay by his bedside to make sure he is getting the proper care.  And their children (16 & 13) whom are scared to even talk about it at this stage.  His fellow employees have chipped in their sick days to help cover his paycheck and so his insurance wont get canceled.  
     
    Any, and I do mean any thoughts you may have, please let me know as we are at a loss of what to do next. 
     
    With hope, love and prayers in our hearts, we can only dream that he will recover completely from this. 
     
    Thank you for your time and thoughts and prayers.
    February 22

    Invites

    O.k. there is a reason for it.... There has to be... But I'll be darned if I know what the heck it is!!!!!!
    Last night a bunch of us got together to help a friend out with some Wedding invites.... Not just "some" a ton!!!!  265 to be exact!! 
    Now let me make sure you understand one thing.   I am not a girly girl.  I don't like frill, lace, and blah blah blah... And yes I got married and yes I sent out invites BUT I DID NOT ....add that one useless piece of tissue paper!?!?!     WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT??  Why is there a 3x2 piece of tissue paper in the heap of "stuff" that has to go into the invite envelopes?   I mean do they seriously think it might bring tears to the eyes of those invited and then maybe catch those tears before it falls on the invites?   I'm serious... what is it for?    I hope hope HOPE that someone out there can tell me why this is MANDATORY!  There is really so many things that you must put into the envelopes already....
    Invite, Map, RSVP, RSVP envelope, and TISSUE PAPER?!?  Oh I'm sure I'm forgetting something here, I just can't remember and then you put it in one envelope and then into another and they must all be the same way and ....... my goodness I just don't get it all.  I'm not being mean I'm not a frilly girl I've told you...
     
    My job last night was to address the envelopes.   I did do quite a few and I did have a couple of boo boo's!!  I had nightmares about doing them wrong all night and that her very loud, larger, not so nice cousin kicked my keester!  It was awful... Tee hee I'm a freak I know!! 
    But I'll tell you one thing.... My hand and arm were killing me this morning... Did I mention that she is Mexican and He is Italian.. so the names were not bob and linda jones... nope NOTTA!!  I think I wrote Lopez... 22 times tee hee ha ha
     
     
    It's time to return to work now and get some things done or I think my boss will Hang me by my hair.  eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk
    Tee hee ha ha
    Have a great day all!!!!  And if you know the reason behind the tissue paper I would really like to know what it is.
     
     
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    February 15

    thanks

    Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers!!

     
    It's been an odd sorta week.   I feel like I haven't stopped since my feet hit the floor Monday AM.   Whew. 
    I'm sure you mom's out there have a way busier schedule than I do, in fact I know you do.  
    Last night Vday I had made some yummy spinach lasagna roll ups.  Thank goodness I made a double batch.  Holy cow... My sister and lil man came over, stayed for dinner, then my cousin came by then my friend and his girlfriend.  Holy cow going from 2 mouths to 7!  tee hee ha ha!  I'm glad I put some aside for G. Other wise the would have all been eaten.  Tee hee... I don't mind that one bit. I love when people stop by especially these people.  And when people eat at my house and tell me "yummy can I have some more?".  What's better than that eh?   So tonight is drinking oopps I mean bowling night and I'm ready to bowl my keester off.   Tee hee ha ha
     
    Ya know I have some words to these OBGYN's in the world!  My friends and I were talking and some of them haven't had a check up in years when I pressure them as to why and tell them how important it is to get checked out.   Their replies all of them.... Because I hate it when they tell me I'm fat.
    WHAT?!?!?!?
    Yep that's what happens to them.  Even funnier... one of my friends goes to the same Doctor I do, and she has never once brought up my weight, (I am over weight).  She's always very pleasant.   My friend H goes to her today after me being on her constantly to go.  I get a phone call with H crying on the other end.. I ask what's the matter?  Her reply through the sniffles, tears and crying... "I'm done with her!  I can't take it anymore!"  I ask her did she say something about your weight?  "YES!  She said she was glad I had my weight in control again."  I said, that's a good thing H.  "yes, I know but it's what she said after, she said that the muscles around my uterus are flabby and my tummy muscles are too and I should really work on it again...*sobs*"
     
    O.K. I know it's not nice and I shouldn't have done it, but I couldn't help it.... I started to laugh hysterically.  Oh and that went over like a fart in church!    I told her she was the only person I've known in my life that had a Flabby Uterus!  Tee hee ha ha
    ...................She hung up.
    I've called her back and apologized with trying sooooo hard to contain my laughter! 
     
    So my lovely crotch doctors, please for the love of god, look at the parts you are supposed to and do your dirty work that we hate to have done, and then if there is a problem down there then, let us know.  If you think we are over weight, ugly, flabby or whatever please please please keep those thoughts and comments to yourself or in our charts.  We don't like to come see you for our exams and when you lecture us about our weight and other issues that we hate about ourselves already. We don't want to hear it!!
     
    Thank you for your support! 
    February 12

    Dear Mr. Taxman:

    Well today is the day we get our taxes done.   I'm a nervous wreck.  I shouldn't be either.   But I always think the worst of these things.  We are trying a new tax preparer this year.  We had used the "block" people forever, and we've been talking to others and heard that we pretty much are not being taken care of properly.   MAN that grinds my dupa! 
    The reson I'm worried...my husband loves loves loves to gamble..
    ( in fact I think his love chart goes something like this; 1. love the dog, 2. love to gamble, 3. love the wife, tee hee ha ha )
    and this year was a winning year for him.   He and his brother went to the casino during hunting season...and um won... they won big too!   not just once but twice.  And of course he didn't ask them to take taxes out... so I'm sure we are gonna end up owing a ton of money to our friends George W. & Jenny G.  UUGGGHH.... At least I was smart enough to put some of the winnings away for tax purposes.  However, I think the brother whom won 1/2 of the money should give us some money towards the taxes as well.  G just said... We'll figure it out later.  Oh that's comforting, since the brother has now been laid off from his job and has no money left of his winnings.   Not gonna worry about it I guess.   We'll just have to wait and see...  There are a million other things I could worry about and I should just be thankful that I have the money.  Some don't have anything.   Like my mother... Man that's a whole nother story... Ugh! 
    I'm off to get some things done so I can be ready freddy for tonights visit with the Taxman!
    Wish me luck!!
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    update we did just fine on the taxes... wont be broke after it all and last night I slept better than I have in days.  I'm glad we know where we stand and can prepare for 4-15-07!
    February 08

    An amazing story!!

    I THINK THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING MAN, FATHER, HUMAN BEING!   I'M HOPING YOU ARE ABLE TO SEE AND HEAR THE VIDEO AS WELL!!

    God Bless!

    I CHANGED THE LAYOUT SO YOU COULD SEE THIS COMPLETE.   

     

    [From Sports Illustrated, By Rick Reilly]

    I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay For their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots.

    But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck.

    Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in Marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a Wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and Pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day.

    Dick's also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back Mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. On a bike. Makes Taking your son bowling look a little lame, right?

    And what has Rick done for his father? Not much--except save his life.
    This love story began in Winchester , Mass. , 43 years ago, when Rick Was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him Brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs.

    "He'll be a vegetable the rest of his life;'' Dick says doctors told him And his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine months old. ``Put him in an Institution.''

    But the Hoyts weren't buying it. They noticed the way Rick's eyes Followed them around the room. When Rick was 11 they took him to the Engineering department at Tufts University and asked if there was Anything to help the boy communicate. ``No way,'' Dick says he was told. ``There's nothing going on in his brain.''

    "Tell him a joke,'' Dick countered. They did. Rick laughed. Turns out a Lot was going on in his brain. Rigged up with a computer that allowed Him to control the cursor by touching a switch with the side of his Head, Rick was finally able to communicate. First words? ``Go Bruins!'' And after a high school classmate was paralyzed in an accident and the School organized a charity run for him, Rick pecked out, ``Dad, I want To do that.''

    Yeah, right. How was Dick, a self-described ``porker'' who never ran More than a mile at a time, going to push his son five miles? Still, he Tried. ``Then it was me who was handicapped,'' Dick says. ``I was sore For two weeks.''

    That day changed Rick's life. ``Dad,'' he typed, ``when we were running, It felt like I wasn't disabled anymore!''

    And that sentence changed Dick's life. He became obsessed with giving Rick that feeling as often as he could. He got into such hard-belly Shape that he and Rick were ready to try the 1979 Boston Marathon.

    ``No way,'' Dick was told by a race official. The Hoyts weren't quite a Single runner, and they weren't quite a wheelchair competitor. For a few Years Dick and Rick just joined the massive field and ran anyway, then They found a way to get into the race Officially: In 1983 they ran another marathon so fast they made the Qualifying time for Boston the following year.

    Then somebody said, ``Hey, Dick, why not a triathlon?''

    How's a guy who never learned to swim and hadn't ridden a bike since he Was six going to haul his 110-pound kid through a triathlon? Still, Dick Tried.

    Now they've done 212 triathlons, including four grueling 15-hour Ironmans in Hawaii . It must be a buzzkill to be a 25-year-old stud Getting passed by an old guy towing a grown man in a dinghy, don't you Think?

    Hey, Dick, why not see how you'd do on your own? ``No way,'' he says. Dick does it purely for ``the awesome feeling'' he gets seeing Rick with A cantaloupe smile as they run, swim and ride together.

    This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their 24th Boston Marathon, in 5,083rd place out of more than 20,000 starters. Their best Time? Two hours, 40 minutes in 1992--only 35 minutes off the world Record, which, in case you don't keep track of these things, happens to Be held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheelchair at the Time.

    ``No question about it,'' Rick types. ``My dad is the Father of the Century.''

    And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years ago he had a Mild heart attack during a race. Doctors found that one of his arteries Was 95% clogged. ``If you hadn't been in such great shape,'' One doctor told him, ``you probably would've died 15 years ago.'' So, in a way, Dick and Rick saved each other's life.

    Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and works in Boston, and Dick, retired from the military and living in Holland, Mass. , always find ways to be together. They give speeches around the country and compete in some backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father's Day.

    That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing he really wants to give him is a gift he can never buy.

    ``The thing I'd most like,'' Rick types, ``is that my dad sit in the chair and I push him once.''

    And the video is below....

     
    or if having problems with the video above you can click here.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4B-r8KJhlE

    Did I forget to mention Silly Me?

    Just a tid bit of info on one of the MANY reasons I call myself Silly Me.   In the -45 degree weather.... I decide to cook a beef loin, and chicken breasts Saturday night.... ehm... on the grill... outside...Oh they wanted to take photos and keep them as they said for my file at the mental institution.  I forbid them to take photos!   I had to put the grill as close to my sisters boyfriends truck as possible so that it was blocked by SOME of the wind.  Hat, scarf, gloves, boots, big oversized jacket.  Darn good think I didn't catch on fire myself.   Oh and when the grill "flamed up" I had to grab some snow to control the flames. tee hee ha ha   The food was yummy!  But it just goes to show what a crazy girl I am!  Tee hee ha ha  Silly Silly Me!  Oh don't you worry there are several more reasons. I kill me!!  tee hee ha ha
     
    February 06

    FUNNY ISN'T IT???

    Sorry for being such a downer lately... I'm trying to be up beat from here on out... Life is too short to be sad, crabby or mad.  Thanks to Patty for cheering me up too!!  
     
    This past weekend was fun.... extremely cold but fun!   We went to the cabin, my sister, her boyfriend and lil man went too.   They brought their snowmobiles.  The boyfriend kept telling me go ahead and go for a ride with your sister.... Um no thank you... the wind chill was like -45... thats negative forty-five.....flippin brrrrrrr!!   No thanks you go and I'll have some fun with lil man!  And fun we had... A silly moment... Ahhhh Boooo... 10 times from his lil mouth... Ahhhhh Boooo .... I wasn't getting it... so he went and got a kleenex and did it again with the kleenex by his nose.... Oh sorry silly me!!  Bless you... He just smiled....and kept going all weekend... when it was quiet... you'd hear Ahhhh Boo... and four adults saying Bless you.   I was trying to teach him to tell others bless you... He didn't get it!  I'm sure he will soon.   It's funny to me that it's late lil man is sleeping four "adults" sitting at the kitchen table playing cards and one starts with Ahhhh Booo.... Funny and then we just kept up the baby talk... OMG are we insane... It was funny any who and kept us laughing until we cried!   Sunday we drove the 3 hours back home and literally jumped out of G's truck and went to the garage started my car, unloaded the truck while the car was warming up... bbbbrrrrr and had to leave for a wedding shower for a friend.   I'll tell you I am not a fan of Showers!    Notta.... (I know I know they are flippin tradition and blah blah blah and yes I had one too, only because I was forced to, they told me they would throw me a surprise shower if I didn't cooperate.  I mean seriously how excited can you get over glasses and pot holders???? OH and don't even get me started on the "games"!!!!)  The food now your talking my game.... Wahoo the food was the best food I have had in a long time.  The bride (my friend) is Mexican/Porto Rica (sp) All of the food was made by family.... YUMMY!!!!   I was so darn full when I left there!  I got home and G said, any idea what is for dinner?  I almost puked!!  HA!   Hmmmm Mac n chz o.k. ?   tee hee ha and did I mention what I ate today??  EVIL I tell ya!
    I finally got to sit on the couch Sunday evening and I was freezing!!   Hmmmm went and looked at the temp in the house... a balmy 62 degrees... brrrrr!!!!   "G, any reason you turned the heat down when it's below zero actual temps outside?"  His response: &()#%&()&#$()&#@$()*&!!!    So I was cold went to bed to stay warm with the heated mattress pad (love it!) and don't forget the Stupid Bowl was on so I'm watching... Get to half time, listen to Prince Scream a bit, and then the next thing I know I'm waking up to see confetti on the TV... OMG I fell asleep during the SUPERBOWL???  HA!! Oh my brothers can never find out about this!   Sure as stuff, I get to work the next day the guys I work with are all asking, did you see this play? that commercial?  I'm just smiling... and they said what were you "busy".... no I  was just checkin my eyelids for holes during the second 1/2 of the game! Tee hee ha ha !!   We finally got the furnace fixed  Monday evening!! YEAH!!
    Well I've got to get back to work and get some things done.
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    P.S.   I'm gonna give it one more go with these girls, I think I should.  Others do not.  But I'm going to make the efforts and what not so we shall see.  I will not let my heart get broken no mo! 
     
    Oh and BTW... NO we did not take lil man sledding in the -45 weather... that new photo was from another weekend.  I'm not that bad of an aunt!  Tee hee ha ha